THE ODYSSEY

HOMERS EPIC STORY RETOLD AS ONLY THE WIZARDMARRA CAN.

All the cast is assembled, Odysseus, Polyphemous, Circe and Eolus the god of The Winds (WARNING! fart gags!!!). What is the song the Sirens sing to lure men to there dooms? How does Hermes get dressed in the morning? These questions and more will be answered in the Wizardmarras telling of this classic tale.

A FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK

Part inspired by the only decent Christmas song ever written. This is a completely new interpretation of the Scottish tale TAM LIN written by Wizardmarra.

When Janet a highly successful New York advertising executive decides to go to Fairyland, an ultracool nightclub situated in the old Carter Hall building her life takes a very strange turn. For the owner of the club is The Queen Of The Night herself. Like Tam tells her; "She's not into black magic, she IS black magic.

CAPTAIN CREST.

Captain Crest, the most evil pirate that ever sailed the seven seas. Fouler than a mizzen deck on Sunday morning after a Saturday night when we been having a knees up with a barrel of rum at the Pirates Legion. The treasure we got with the Cap'n were vast, Then he went and hid it and died!Now he haunts it, a ghost with a heart blacker than when he were alive. Tis true! Sure as my name's Legless Bob, I'd stake my wooden bum on it!

The Pirates try to find it!
Hear how the Scurvy Scum Scatter in their pants at the sight of the ghost!